The following post is from Trader Scott’s Market Blog:

Netflix presents a new exclusive series, “The Deportables”.

 In this action packed pilot episode, the Deportables close ally, the Delusionals, are called in from their safe spaces to rescue their 200 year old leader, George Morose. He has been taken hostage by their arch enemy, the Deplorables, led by the flamboyant Milo Yploplaplous. Milo is in good spirits as he is sporting a new do and mani-pedi. But after a brief confrontation, the Delusionals are able to free their ancient, shriveled leader, Mr. Morose. The Delusionals used their tried and true weapons – relentlessly cursing, crying, yelling incoherently, monotonously chanting weird slogans, throwing eggs, sucker punching, rioting, marching, destroying private property, and making completely false accusations. The Delusionals are ecstatic with their success. And they are further buoyed to hear of some uplifting news about one of the Deportables, the chiseled Michael Hussein, who had been deported to Kenya. She is the ex wife of former world leader Barry Hussein. The good news is Michael has decided to pursue her life long dream, competing in the Mr. Universe Bodybuilding competition. But alas, the Delusionals are stunned to hear about their icon, the swashbuckling Barry Hussein. He had been found splattered on the pavement soon after landing in Qatar, where he had been deported. Predictably, Barry had been thrown off the top of a tall building, promptly upon his arrival in Doha. 
 
You can follow the brave exploits of the the Delusionals and the Deportables streamed exclusively on Netflix this winter. Stay tuned for episode two.
 

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